A small funny for you

B00 | 19:03 Sun 10th Jan 2010 | ChatterBank

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Well, you might find it funny, ya might not...

Was at work today, and a kid, ooo about 10/11 came up and said "how many match attack cards do you have?"

(We keep them behind the tills due to sticky fingers- they're football trading cards by the way), so with an inward sigh, I counted them out...

"45" says I

"Ok, I'll have 5" he said....!!

Bye All..waves

I haven't said this for a while,

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mccfluff

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here's one i found funny yesterday, after asking for a lottery ticket i was told that the machine wasn't working as there was snow on the satellite...... i asked if she meant the dish, but no i was told the snow on the actual satellite itself was causing the problem

i wanted to, i really really wanted to but i managed to kepp my gob shut until i got home then...

19:07 Sun 10th Jan 2010

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B00

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Ohhh, he was peeing!!!

Yes, rofl, I really did think you meant something else.

Mamyalynne

I realised after a while thats what you thought, am pretty broad minded having brought up children so that doesn`t bother me much, unless on the main streets due to drunkeness!! All sorted now haha

B00

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Yeah, sorry Mamya, i really don't know why i thought it was something else he was doing!

But yes, i'd just be annoyed if that happened to the side of my house. Wlould have been funny though if he did freeze in mid flow eh?

Did you real about the bloke who had to be cut free from a pipe by the firebrigade? Apparently no one knows why his willy was in there....!

B00

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*read

Mamyalynne

When my late Aunt used to work in casualty she had many tales like that (involving various receptacles like milk bottles etc) Oh err

B00

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Ouchy!

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