A Cockatoo? (It's a long one....)

[Bbbananas]

This is unsavoury, but I swear it's true.
Last night I dreamt of a cockatoo (ooh - rhymes).

No word of a lie folks - last night I dreamt I cr@pped a cockatoo. Not cr@pped on, or cr@pped near, I actually cr@pped one. A pure white one, that came out white despite where it came out from....ugh.
What a commotion (Actually - it WAS the motion). Gawd blimey, I even dream in innuendoes.

Now, can anyone think of a psychological explanation pf this dream? Is it a sign I should become a Born Again Christian? Should I get a job in an aviary? Or should I just arrange for myself to be committed?

(No prizes for the obvious two retorts... as in "You've always liked a cock-or-two" or "you talk a lot of sh1te, now you're dreaming it....".)

I told my daughter. She's very worried about me....

[Slapshot]

i don't like to offend people unless I really know them and know what i can get away with, kind of new to this place....

[Bbbananas]

I haven't took offence at what anyone has said to me on this thread so far slapshot... they know me (I hope!) and I know them (well, virtually anyway). To be honest, I was expecting far worse comments.....

[moonraker558]

I think what we have here is an albino poopatoo closely related to the cockatoo, you can tell the difference as only a poopatoo will sit on a stool.

[Bbbananas]

pmsl - I had to read that twice moon to get the 'stool' joke. Well done - love it!!

[moonraker558]

your welcome. keep taking the ointment.

[Bbbananas]

Anusol or Poopitol ?

[moonraker558]

Now i have diagnosed your complaint, Poopitol + 1 medium sized cork should do the trick.

[logic]

SALLA,
Have you ever eaten a parrot, ?
If so did you masticate it thoroughly, ?

[moonraker558]

Is that legal?

[logic]

nO,
not now, it's a load of crap. :-)

[moonraker558]

If it was head first she will probably get a bill

[Bbbananas]

Oh - you wags!
I think it was probably feet first - I can't remember now, as the day's going on....

[karenmac60]

I wouldn't worry about it, I always have weird dreams (maybe that's why I like sleeping so much). Last week I dreamed I was trying to fing a matching pair of beige socks for Barack Obama, then I snuck into the back of 10 Downing Street where Gordon Brown was lying on the couch with a blanket over him cos he had the cold, so I sh***ed him! My husband keeps laughing at me when the news comes on now :)

[Bbbananas]

karen - it would have been a better dream had it been Gordon's socks you were pairing up, and then going to sh@g Obama....?

[karenmac60]

I know!!! :)