What's life without a joke???

[Bobbisox]

Airport Chat Up

A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful
woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because
she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she
flies for, thereby impressing her greatly..

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto

'We love to fly and it shows'.

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up
another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto

'Winning the hearts of the world'.

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on
her face.

Undeterred , he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto
'Going beyond expectations'.

The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f**k do you want?'

'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. 'Ryanair'.


Bobbi ♥

[Panic Button]

They deserve that!

[squarebear]

Hehe! I would have thought you would have said Easyjet after hearing your holiday exploits?

[Bobbisox]

Good idea square, wish I had thought of it..lol

[keithlbw]

It did say EasyJet when it was first posted on AB.....Recently.!!