Truly bonkers.

[NoMercy]

Do you know someone who is as mad as a bucket of frogs? I mean completely and utterly bonkers !

I know and English expat who is not the full ticket. We were in a bar having lunch, and someone complained that their Vienetta-type dessert was frozen solid in the middle, and that they would need a chainsaw to cut through it. Yep, Neil went out to his van and fetched his chainsaw (honestly, I'm not kidding). The horrified looks the Spaniards were wearing was truly unforgettable.

[ummmm]

Good luck with that Elvis :-)

[NoMercy]

Society, that's awful. I hope they got what they deserved.

[society]

Hi Bobbi, hope you're well, haven't seen you much on here lately.

Can you imagine... I just got slapped on my back unexpectedly. I think I went in shock then, I couldn't scream or anything.

[dizmouk2009]

Bobbi, an ex army sniper rung them saying that they saw me in a specific location revealing a weapon (a hand gun). It took them 4 minutes to have armed support, police dogs and 5 police cars on the scene. I had no idea, I just remember seeing the cars drive past and me thinking to myself "F**k me! someone is in for some trouble" - never thought it would be me. So I was walking up the station (I don't know it very well so I had to stop at every 'time table' to find my bus) and the next minute I was thrown on the floor, had my pockets emptied (really embarrasing, loads of money (which I lost most of), condoms and my wallet). I should of noticed the fact they had plain clothes police on a 40metre radios... :/

[dizmouk2009]

Police report says "Seen exiting location following report of male with gun. Walked into bus station. Stop searched underr preventative measure"

[Bobbisox]

High society, nope you haven't, yore right, no reason for that other than keeping a low profile, I complimented sqad and ended up with him "having a go" so to speak, not just at me I hasten to add..lol
so feather ruffling is off the agenda for a bit...even in News..lol
diz, that's a bit heavy handed innit..lol
mind you if you were in civvies and looked as though you were carrying a gun, they acted in the best interest of the public maybe?
Bobbi ♥

[dizmouk2009]

Someone told me after that I should of said "The only gun I'm carrying mate is this one" - then pointing to my crotch. The thing is I'd never get cocky with the police, it's not worth it. My mums a magistrate, I'm friends with the drugs squad and with other people in the police force - being cocky and funny with them is a no-no. I did how ever say to them "you've made me famous now" and I did shout "This is a seige" which they didn't appreciate, although I suppose they wouldn't having been dragged out for sod all.

[NoMercy]

Sounds like an embarrassing experience, dizzy.

There's a guy who lives opposite me and he's Valeciano by birth - I think his name's Ramon. Anyway, he spent 37 years in France, but told me that he'd lived in Switzerland. He's a compulsive liar by all accounts, and he started following me around about 2 years ago. One day, bold as brass, he came up behind me in our then local (Uranio) and started stroking my backside. I threatened to smack him one if he ever did it again, and we've not spoken to him since. He's a bit of a loner. One day we had a power cut and we had to call out Ibedrola (our leccy suppliers) and the electrician asked me if the crazy guy still lived over the road. lol

[dizmouk2009]

I've got this urge to watch madagascar 2, I love that rodent thing that thinks hes the king... I need to learn that accent.

[NoMercy]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[ummmm]

We all know you're bonkers pussy :-)

[dizmouk2009]

I thought my head was screwed on backwards, pussy just made me look good ;p