hurumph...I'm neither fat or old (sh----ush..lol)
I can do text speak, I wear a hoodie over me hairnet...
I love Jeremy Kyle and live on a run down council estate
Do I qualify as a putenshil friend Kirky?
...so there's your answer Kirk, it seems they "doownt take kaandly to sstrangerrrs round these 'ere parrts". Like the little doggy btw -what's his name?
Only fatties replied? cheeky little s0d. And I bet you're God's gift eh? Don't think so.....
lol bobbi - she wears a hoodie over her hairnet.
You see kirk, what you fail to get, maybe coz u're so fick and biased towards bulimics, is that humour comes with age.