Still on the subject of turds.. (sorry)

[Bbbananas]

Myself and Keith are debating this morning, why is it, when one dumps a huge great load - the most heavyweight of turds, that you step on the scales & you haven't lost any weight? (In fact, bizarrely, Keith says that he usually puts some on...).

I mean, after my morning, I'd have thought I'd have lost at least 3 lbs. But, nothing.

Why is that?

This is a scientific question by the way. All answers will be considered, logged and put on a spreadsheet.... (there's a joke in there somewhere if you say it right....)

[AB Editor]

I spend all this time on a excellent swear-filter and you spend all your time trying to get around it! Tut!

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