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EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how
is everything going?' inquired God.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are
breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have
just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two
out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on
branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.'
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came
in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only
two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.
'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you
know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only
half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes ?
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
'Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?'
'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the
animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All
the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you.
Now let's see....where did I put that useless Tit?'
is everything going?' inquired God.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are
breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have
just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two
out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on
branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.'
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came
in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only
two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.
'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you
know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only
half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes ?
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
'Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?'
'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the
animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All
the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you.
Now let's see....where did I put that useless Tit?'
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Well the one I heardwas:
Adam was kicking around Eden a bit bored and reckoned he needed a companion so he had a word with god and god said well he can have a companion, she'll be Eve, beautiful, voluptious, firm fit body, excellent cooking skills, excellent sexual performace, great at keeping the garden tidy and dong all the shopping for vital supplies like beer etc. Adam said great that sounds perfect, ah said god the down sode is you'll have to donate 1 arm, 1 leg, 1 eye and 1 testical so Eve as per the spec, can be made. Bu66er says Adam, what can I get for a rib?
Adam was kicking around Eden a bit bored and reckoned he needed a companion so he had a word with god and god said well he can have a companion, she'll be Eve, beautiful, voluptious, firm fit body, excellent cooking skills, excellent sexual performace, great at keeping the garden tidy and dong all the shopping for vital supplies like beer etc. Adam said great that sounds perfect, ah said god the down sode is you'll have to donate 1 arm, 1 leg, 1 eye and 1 testical so Eve as per the spec, can be made. Bu66er says Adam, what can I get for a rib?
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