Like a bulldog chewing a wasp...

[Bbbananas]

I've never actually seen a bulldog do this, but we've just had someone in our office that's doing a pretty damn good impression thereof. Can't name names, but she's the most miserable moaning depressing old hag since my Aunty Joy (very in-aptly named.....)
What other expressions do you like, or are particularly amusingly descriptive?

[snags]

Face like a dropped meat pie...

[yinyang]

Round here we say 'like a bulldog licking p1ss off a thistle'
I know a couple of people it describes perfectly..

[another-view]

I wouldn't say she was ugly but it looked like her face was on fire and someone put it out with a cricket bat.

[Bbbananas]

" a dropped meat pie.. "
That's funny, but almost graphically near-pornographic....

[Jan1957]

She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

[Seafarer1966]

Face like a smacked elbow

face like a robbers dog (actually this applies to ugly people)

face like a half eaten apple

[Seafarer1966]

I'd actually written

face like a smacked arrrrrse but somehow it automatically turned into elbow....clever AB software or what

[craft1948]

He's as much use as a pound of wet tripe........(one of my nan's sayings)

[yinyang]

Snap, wardy! Hello , by the way - hope you're well?

Some more for you, Salla
A face like - a wet weekend
- a torn scone
- a well skelped @rse

[mccfluff]

ahhhhh we have someone here of that ilk, i swear she could turn milk sour by looking at it

[Stephen_G]

"She's (But definitely NOT Salla) got a face like a bag of slapped tw@ts" is the terminology of the icy, frozen smoglands of the People's Republic of Teesside