what would you like to say:

[Noraq]

To a sneering (size 8) salesgirl who shouts, "oh no, we don't stock anything in YOUR size".

[ummmm]

You tell us...

[pericat]

pity i have a few thousand to spend -

[Noraq]

"you obviously don't work on commission"...might be too subtle for her.....How about "shame, I just won the Lotto"

[pericat]

like the scene in pretty woman - i loved that

[Noraq]

Ya pericat, that was a classic, I can never think of anything cutting to say till the moment has passed

[pericat]

same here - my husbands mobile rang at 1.20 this morning - it was a blocked number and had an american accent - probably selling advertising or something. I just said in an angry tone did they realise the time it was over here. the only reason i answered it was that our oldest was out and in case it was him. I wish I could have said something smarter.

[Noraq]

I get that American troll on my landline quite often, I'm never prepared for it, so I just use the usual two words (the soldier's farewell).

[pericat]

he he

[zzxxee]

oh im not buying for me the clothes in here are trash im just trying to do my charity bit and buy some crap for the local charity shop as the donations are a bit on the slow side this time of year

[brenda]

Would say very politely "P*ss off you anorexic git"