Plumbers Tool

[McMouse]

We're having the boiler serviced and Mrs McM asked me if I'd seen the plumbers tool.

[Bbbananas]

Well - did you?

I've seen my plumber's tool. Many a time. I am pleased to say he does not take after his father....

[McMouse]

Not a wrench then.

[Bbbananas]

It certainly was a wrench having him.... But well worth it.

[redman41]

Did he bring the Monkey Spanker with him as well ?

[Bbbananas]

As a matter of interest McM - how much does your man charge?

[McMouse]

He was very complimentary about my ball-cock

[McMouse]

Well Salla it depends on whether he has to work on the "O" ring.

[Bbbananas]

O !!
And - will he yours?!

[Slapshot]

dear god, how much innuendo can you pair squeeze in, has he been down below for a good rummage in your pipes yet???

[Bbbananas]

sorry ss - it's an affliction of mine. the girl can't help it.

(I was actually referring to my son...)

[McMouse]

Most certainly. He expects to stop the leak on the back flush.

[Slapshot]

Don't panic flower, not offended in any way just amazed how much the pair of you managed to get in, in such a short space

[Bbbananas]

Ooh slapshot - now you've joined in !

[McMouse]

Mrs McM asked for a good rodding before he left.

[Slapshot]

Absolutley Salla... ;-) McM, just make sure he lubes the end of his pipe before he mates them up to your joint

[McMouse]

He said we'll have to wait until he's finished with the rim.

[Bbbananas]

I do like a nice clean rim.

[McMouse]

He also does a bit of carpentry and specialises on tongue and groove

[DEN53]

In this area is hard enough to find the plumber, let alone his tool (:0(

[McMouse]

Grab your plunger and do a bit of DIY