Ok, who's blonde, natural or otherwise..I am, so this is for all us blondes out there..lol

[Bobbisox]

Blonde LOGIC

Two blondes living in Townsville were sitting on a bench talking......
And one blonde says to the other, "Which do
You think is farther away..........Melbourne or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can
You see Melbourne...?????"



CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
Mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She Says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
Together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees Another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and Shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

[redman41]

How do you keep a Blonde busy for hours ?

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[ummmm]

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells???


Pregnant...

[pericat]

lol to y'all - I am a blonde too

[craft1948]

I'm blonde..........

[mccfluff]

i'm a brunette therefore far superior.........

[pericat]

:-p blah ^

[ummmm]

My daughter is very blonde. In every sense of the word...bless her.

[redman41]

You can tell a Womans true Hair Colour by what's left behind at the Waxing Clinic. Top and Bottom need to match ! :-D

[craft1948]

not if she knows her haidresser very well redman....

[Slapshot]

I prefer brunettes.....

[tinkerbell23]

I'm blonde lol!!!!

[BBBE99]

I'm a natural blonde...