Don't cr@p on your own doorstep...

[Bbbananas]

... you might find it biting you back one day.

This has just been quoted to me - do you think they've got the phase a little muddled up? Interesting, if yucky, thought though...!!

[carrust]

Faecal mass...Was she a Catholic? LOL

[Mr Veritas]

I always remember this saying:~
"Dear God,please let be careful of the toes I tread on, on the way up, because they may be the feet I have to kiss on the way down!"

[Bbbananas]

OMG I would be mortified if I'd left a deposit of that nature...

wet patches & splashes of that wonderful 'g' spot fluid is different, expected even, but bob?!!!!

[carrust]

Salla. Some men will pay good money for that experience...yuk

[Bbbananas]

I can't believe I've just said the word 'bob'. Don't think I've used that word since I was about 9..... carrust you are a bad influence, and I am very easily influenced to be naughty as you know.

[mccfluff]

i met a guy the other week who told me that's what got him going,

[Bbbananas]

Mmm, reminds me of a Norfolk man I once knew.....
I may have alluded to him once or twice in the past?

[rinkins]

Does crap bite then?! Or is it the worms?

[Bbbananas]

Some have been known to leap back up from the toilet bowl & have a good nibble....

[carrust]

I wish I'd never started this......Eating your own crap...noooooooooooooooo

[mccfluff]

yes its all your fault currust, now hang your head in shame - actually go stare down the pan for a bit as punishment

[Bbbananas]

Booooooooo! Gotcha!