Ever wished you'd really not said something?

[craft1948]

Went to the local Co-op.......went to checkout and gave the nice man my money. I'm standing there as he apparently wrestles with a bag of change.

Him: Sorry about this, either I'm getting weaker or they're making the bags stronger.

Me: Don't worry, I think my knicker elastic is stronger than me.....

He looked horrified and the child in the queue behind me looked traumatized

I'm not going back to the Co-op again................

[yinyang]

When I worked in an out of school care we often ended up carrying the kid's stuff around.One day a little girl gave my male colleague a certain item of hers which had ' my little pony' on it. As I walked past him, I glanced down, noticed what he was carrying and said 'Well, that's a nice lunchbox you've got there'.
I still laugh when I think of his face.