The Phone Call

[McMouse]

A bunch of blokes are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

BLOKE: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

BLOKE: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

BLOKE: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

BLOKE: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£70,000"

BLOKE: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000"

BLOKE: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

BLOKE: "Bye! I love you, too." The bloke hangs up. The other blokes in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

[marval]

Heard it before but good one

[China Doll]

Made me chuckle.

[Norberto]

Has anyone seen my phone? I think I left it somewhere round here.

[puternut]

Gives away how old the joke is when the 'new' Mecedes is the 2005 model !!!