The Monday Afternoon Rant.........today....."24"

[yogi-bear]

The show is currently showing on Sky One, and i got to thinking when watching the other night....and it's been on my mind for several years now.

If it's done in real time.....

1. When do these people eat?
2. When do they get some sleep?
3. When do the men shave and look so fresh after a few hours?
4. When does anyone go for a pee?
5. Following on from that, when do they go and have a good 'ole crap?
6. How come there is ALWAYS a cliffhanger right on the top of the hour ( 11.59.59am secs etc )
7. How come Jack Bauer whispers all his lines like he's got a bad dose of constipation?
8. Talking of Bauer, How many ilves has he got, For Funks Sake?
9. When do they have a drink of anything?
10. How can knowone not swear with all the events going on?
11. How can Jack Bauer go undercover, if literally the whole world know of him from his past adventures? Does he wear a mask?
12. How come the baddies are always from the same places?.....The Middle East, Russia etc

and

12. Why is it that when terrorists are targeting the US, they want to get it done in 24 hours.....i know....ALL OF THE ABOVE!!

Will i keep watching it?........Yep!..............LOL

Thank you....rant over...........any comments will self destruct in 24 hours, cos i gotta crap.

[yogi-bear]

On thinking about it, not sure if you're youngest is 12.....might be zzxxee's daughter i'm getting mixed up with, so sorry if wrong, Peri xx

[yogi-bear]

I'm still here......Jedward, I am deffo warming to you, guys.....anyone who likes spam spam spam spam.......is OK with the bear :0) Well done chaps

Peri, I just read your part about the spam competition for new recipes......yummy von scrummy! ..........see if we can come up with some ideas.....xx

[yogi-bear]

Completely won over by you two.........you're threw to the next round.......

Jedward Forever! :0)

[pericat]

Yep she's 12 yogi - she was going to concert in O2 on sat with 3 friends and a mother of the friend knew ronan keatings wife (we live in same area) and she used her connections which was really nice of her - the best part was that the girls didn't know till they walked through the door and saw them .
I'm warming to jedward too - you are loved on Lucan lads!