Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar, the barman says "Is this some kind of joke?"

[bobjugs12]

Ladies and Gents, just for gigles please regale us with your worst jokes, your bad-taste jokes, your down-right disgusting jokes and your lame jokes.

I'm sure the AB Stasi will be watching so they can moderate and remove anything that they deem inappropriate.
So lets crack on!!!

I'll start with a lame one just to get the ball rolling:
What goes green, red, ping?
A frog in a microwave

[bobjugs12]

Whats pink an fluffy?


































Pink fluff :)

[bobjugs12]

Apologies for that last one. It's dire, i know :)

[marval]

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were in a pub talking about their children.

'My son was born on St George's Day, 'remarked the Englishman, 'So we obviously decided to call him George.'

'That's a real coincidence', observed the Frenchman', My daughter was born on Valentine's Day, so we decided to call her Valentine.'

'That's really incredible', drawled the Irishman, 'Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake.'

[piggynose]

whats the definition of an american bra, one yank and its off

[piggynose]

whats pink and hard? a pig with a flick knife

[chris1970]

A slug slides upto a snail...........Big issue mate.

[atsgran]

Bloke says to his wife "Why don't you tell me when you orgasm....? She replies "I don't like ringing you at work.....!