The end is nigh

[bobjugs12]

Ladies, Gents, Others,
I have an announcement.

I think my short stay upon this mortal coil is nearly at an end. I have contracted the most deadly of diseases, and I can watch my life clock ticking ever faster to zero.
To my AB mates I leave you a few things.
To vibes, I leave my mobile phone - it's got plenty of numbers of easy girls on it
To sqad, I leave my soapbox - I hope you have as much fun ranting from atop it as I had
To bobbisox, I leave my children's upbringing - I know they would be brought up with the good values that I try to instill in them
To JoggerJayne, I leave my running kit - hopefully you'll make more use of it than I did (all the gear, no idea)
To ummm, I leave my uniform - Use it on your next victim if you want
To the rest I leave you my best wishes and goodbyes.
and to my favourite.....
Mcfluff, I can't give you anything because you've already stolen my heart

The illness that will claim me is the deadly Man Flu

At the going down of the sun, you will remember me
RIP Bobjugs12
Mcfluff, I give

[mccfluff]

oi you need your working dress ho!

oh ok a stripey light sabre cool.........

[bobjugs12]

Number 1s are my parade uniform. Consisting of tunic, trousers and hat.

Why do i need my working dress fluff? I never do any work, i'm always on here

The only stripy sabres we got in are pink and purple? Is that ok?

[mccfluff]

for when i pimp you out

i'll have a pink and purple one, vibes will want one too as he's a big girl

[bobjugs12]

When I read your last it looked like you said I'll have a pink and purple vibrator as i'm a big girl.

I think I may have something on my mind

[mccfluff]

pmsl :-)

[Bobbisox]

I think you need a new lass to sit and mop your fevered brow bob. lol

[bobjugs12]

Any volunteers or ideas bobbi?

I've been trying to convince fluffy, but she keeps turning me down

[craft1948]

Has he not got any cake then............

[Bobbisox]

she's a cruel piece that one bobs,,,pmsl

[bobjugs12]

Right, the time approaches where I will shuffle off into the other realm known as 'The Weekend'

Good afternoon all, and if we don't speak before monday, have a good weekend.

[Bobbisox]

bloody hell bobs, what a quick recovery..ha-ha

[mccfluff]

oiiiiiiiiii

he only offered me cake, not cake and beer so i had to turn him down --- there are standards

[Bobbisox]

aye but was it the upper class stuff fluffs, like Newcastle Broon with a straw?

[mccfluff]

noo bobs he forgot the beer........

[Bobbisox]

well then you are well rid,,, the bloody scoundrel he is !!