Tinkerbell Dingle misses her Mum,
So please free the Emmerdale one.
Lisa Dingle bopped a cop.
So that Oelana wouldn't get the chop.
Go after Natasha, the husband killer,
Or better still her son whose no thriller.
Off to London he has gone,
Sadly to say without his mum.
Get rid of the Wyldes, and bring Lisa back.
Otherwise you'll get loads of flak.
Leave Lisa where she is in the nick. She deserves a rest after working all hours, and getting her kit off supporting the rest of the layabouts that make up the Dingles.