Serious question-is there any point me being here?

[Riss]

As quite a lot of you seem to think I'm a troll fantasist ? I was furious at some of the disgusting answers posted by some about my Godson going missing,so if I get a lot of yes you are a troll I'm off.I really dont need a load of Sugar from people on a website.

[Barmaid]

mmmmm, I love a bombay bad boy.

[jno]

you turn up before lunch and you'll see what I mean, Ankou. If nothing else you get the most gnomic questions: 'Mail 3d?'

[NoMercy]

I saw Donner Kebab flavoured Pot Noodle at the Iceland in Benissa the other day. For Funks Sake.

[Ankou]

no she's getting quite good now, sometimes she even remembers to boil the water first.

[snags]

Barmaid... if you want me to come over and hang those baskets just let me know... I'll have a lot more free time from just after lunch tmrw...

[Capn_Jack]

Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?

[Ankou]

jno, thanks for the invite, but i will be far too busy drafting my 'so what' post for snags and wont have time to notice any puzzle-cheats.

[Capn_Jack]

So, if they're shipwrecked, they can wash themselves shore

[jno]

true, snags' farewell party should be starting just about then (ie once he's gone).

[Barmaid]

Brilliant Snags. I've only been waiting 2 1/2 years and moved house.

I'll put the kettle on for the pot noodle and buy some extra long papers.

[snags]

Wonderful. I'll be there with my masonry drill and a big smile early afternoon.

And I'd prefer a Pot Rice...

[Ankou]

make sure you have it on 'hammer action'.