Has any one got an embarrasing tale

[suzie1]

to tell? What situation have you been in that has been very embarrasing for you?

I farted in front of my hubby when we first met, it was accidental, but i was red with shame, and hey he's still with me.

Now your turn to tell me?

[China Doll]

I spilt food down my clevage on my first date with my current boyfriend and have continued to do so more often than not every time we eat together... According to him it's a suprise I can miss a mouth 'that size'.

[caslass]

I was sat at a table at a hail and farewell do. One of the blokes said "look at the t its on that" another said,thats my wife.

[society]

This recently happened - as I stepped on an escalator at work, I went sliding down all the way to the end.

[snags]

One of my Mum's friends - inebriated at my sisters wedding - offered to give me a bl0w job 'out the back'. Sadly she wasn't so inebriated that she forgot her offer (which I hasten to add I declined) and now whenever we see each other, which thank god is very rarely, it's frankly hideous :-(

[karenmac60]

I was at the Highland Games one year with my small daughter who needed the loo. We queued for the portaloos for a while and once we were in I thought I should go too, but it being a rather confined space she had to squeeze by the door to give me room. Unbeknownst to me she unsnibbed the door and just as I got my jeans and knickers to my knees, a litter picker from the park pulled the door open to reveal a very long queue standing outside the door. It took me ages to pluck up the courage to go back out and face them :)

[Panic Button]

Oh Karen!

[mandimoo]

i was tearing shreds off my boss to two of my buddies at work and i mean really laying into him calling him a effing wimp for not sorting a certain situation out, god i went on and on (i was quite cross!) when i heard a movement from the adjoining office...... it was the said boss, sorting himself out to go out for lunch. he heard the lot.

[karenmac60]

I know Panic, it was years ago and I still cringe. The thing is, it was in the town where I live and work with the public - I just remember a sea of faces and to this day I don't know if there was anyone I knew there...

[trt]

You wont believe this, but its true.
I was a restaurant manager in a posh night club in the early 70s in Manchester and there was a beautiful girl who worked in the cocktail lounge.
All the rich customers were trying to get a date with her but she always refused.
I gave her a lift home one night/early morning and we got on really well and made a date for the following Sunday when the night club didnt open.

We had a great night, pub first then a nice meal then a night club in central Manchester till 3am in the morning.

I took her home in my super Mini Van (both half pi$$ed) and as we both lived with our parents, we had a bit of the other in the back of my van in a country lane.
After it was all over, she said to me '' that was nice, do you always make love like that?''
Feeling very Macho, I said '' yes why?'' She said, ''' you put it up my bottom''' !!!!!!!

So embarrassing, blush blush.

[karenmac60]

Oh dear trt, I think she was more than half pi$$ed! ;)

[society]

Omg I am also embarrassed for you, Trt.

[fethers]

I was sitting belly up to the bar talking to an older fella beside me for a bit and the girl behind the bar serving drinks drinks was rather attractive. I mentioned to this guy beside me that I would not have a problem putting my shoes under her bed. He abrubtly said you had better not, she's my daughter.