blonde bimbo

[suzie1]

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

[Androcles]

A blonde and a redhead are on a trek though the forest, when they come to a rope bridge across a cavernous ravine.

As they get about half-way across the support ropes break and they both end up hanging on to the remains of the bridge for dear life. They can hear ropes starting to show strain above them - it will clearly only hold one of them until rescue arrives.

"What do we do now?" says the blonde.

"I know" says the redhead, "Let's sing to keep our spirits up!..........If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands........."