Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

Good Evening, all, the Club is now open.

Tailcocks and nibbles will no doubt be arriving soon.

As Easter approaches, our talk this evening will be on "Eggs ?"

Madame Esmeralda has returned this week . She had to cancel her engagement in Ecclefechan due to unforeseen circumstances, so will be setting up her tent in the outer courtyard.
Members are asked to reward her as they see fit. She says that the fees go to charity.

[boxtops]

who's Nellie, that's a new animal to me?
I am just hoping madame kitty's not found the scotch bonnets, cat with mouth on fire would be no joke.

[Meg]

Good grief, hope he's not making his way back here. I will double the amount paid to you if you recover him.

[ladyalex]

Ooooh I've come round.
We'll send out a search party immediately. Uncle Joe cannot have got far.
Lordalex is itching to help, so everyone take care not to let him get out of the house.

[fordward]

Lion cloths hmmm me tarzan you jane , but if you still in decline ! back to the bottle

[Mamyalynne]

Hid Lud has an itch, shall I attend to it milady?

[ladyalex]

If you wouldn't mind seeing to him, Mamya.

Fordward, have you met petals who was here earlier ? I think you two might hit it off rather well.
I don't think we have any lions here. A camel, an elephant, a kangaroo, an occasional hippo , Madame Esmeralda's cat Charity , Geoff the giraffe and, of course Alfie the Agouti. Having a lion would just be silly.

[fordward]

night night girls

[ladyalex]

Good night fordward.

[Meg]

Welcome fordward, I was very rude not to acknowlege you before. Mi'lady have you moved your bowels? I shall have to leave early, think it's yesterday on the ships in Oz, or maybe tomorrow. Very confusing

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight fordward

Shall I make cocoa with a tot of rum or are we all still for tailcocks?

[boxtops]

I'm thinking I'm going home everyone, there are a load of loonies out there again, pretend drunk people and so forth. Time for bed before we lose our marbles altogether! Hope to see you next week, don't forget the clox tonight, night night everyone!

[Mamyalynne]

night night boxtops

[ladyalex]

Good night boxtops.

Good night to you too, Miss Meg. I think my bowels should remain a mystery.

Thank you for the coca and rum, Mamya. An excellent wheeze.

[Mamyalynne]

Glad you enjoyed it and his Lud seems to have stopped scratching his itch now, calmaine is wonderful if a little chalky

[ladyalex]

Always so soothing, Mamya.
Well I have to go to bed now. Thanks for all the laughs again. A small but select gathering this week.

I won't be here next week due to the imminent arrival of the Dowager Great-Aunt Alex for her Easterly stay....then the following weekend we're gallivanting with friends to recover from the visit of the Dowager, so can you please open up for me ? The key will be in the usual place.
Night night.

[Mamyalynne]

Night Milady will make up the spare guest suite and endeavour to open as per usual