What will you have?

[marval]

The girls from the nursing home decided to stop at the local bar for a
cocktail after their weekly bridge game.

Ellie had one martini too many and upon her return to the home was
feeling horney. So she took off her panties and put them into her handbag
and burst into George's room, pulled up her dress and shouted - SUPERSEX.

George said "Ellie, for goodness sake, my daughter is coming to visit and is
due any minute.

Crestfallen, Ellie left but was still feeling horney, so she went on down
the hall to Jim's room and again burst in, dress up, shouting SUPERSEX.

Jim looked up from his bed and said, "I'd like to help you out but this
thing hasn't been up in ten years.

Now Ellie is really depressed, but, she is made of strong stuff.

So, she goes to the end of the hall and jumps into Fred's room. Same
routine, dress up shouting SUPERSEX.

Fred looks at her for a moment and says:


PGDWN (you know what' s coming:)




























"I'll have the soup"

[piggynose]

if i´ve heard this a 1000 times..