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LIke a baby
A young couple are on their way to Vegas to get married.
Before getting there, the girl said, "I have a confession to make; the reason that we haven't been too intimate is because of my extremely flat chest. If you want to cancel the wedding, it's OK with me."
The guy thought about if for a while, and said that he didn't mind that she was flat, and that sex isn't the most important thing in a marriage.
Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said, "I also have a confession; below my waist, it's just like a baby. If you want to cancel the wedding, it's OK with me."
The girl thought about it for a while and said that she did not mind, and she also believed that there are other things far more important than sex in a marriage.
They were happy about their honesty with each other. They went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes; she was as flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off his clothes. One glance at the guy's naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor.
After she regained consciousness, the guy asked: "I told you before we got married, why did you still faint?"
The girl said: "You told me it was just like a baby."
The guy replied, "Yes, 8 pounds, 21 inches."
Before getting there, the girl said, "I have a confession to make; the reason that we haven't been too intimate is because of my extremely flat chest. If you want to cancel the wedding, it's OK with me."
The guy thought about if for a while, and said that he didn't mind that she was flat, and that sex isn't the most important thing in a marriage.
Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said, "I also have a confession; below my waist, it's just like a baby. If you want to cancel the wedding, it's OK with me."
The girl thought about it for a while and said that she did not mind, and she also believed that there are other things far more important than sex in a marriage.
They were happy about their honesty with each other. They went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes; she was as flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off his clothes. One glance at the guy's naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor.
After she regained consciousness, the guy asked: "I told you before we got married, why did you still faint?"
The girl said: "You told me it was just like a baby."
The guy replied, "Yes, 8 pounds, 21 inches."
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