Subject: SWEETS LOL.

[trt]

Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street , in front of the Fisherman's Friend pub.
He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said in a quiet Wispa.
"I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts" he said!
Then he touched her Creme Eggs.
They checked into a hotel, he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Milky Way.
He fondled her FlapJacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
It was a Fab moment as she let out a scream of sheer Turkish Delight!
Sadly 3 days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip.
It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset, who had Allsorts!

[benny3008]

Hahaha, LMAO! :-)

[Sqad]

Bloody fantastic.

[Justincider]

I thought it was clever the first I saw it about 10 years ago. But, having recieved it via email at least 1000 times..........it's boring.