Curtains or drapes?

[CuteToni]

I'm watching old eps of "Come Dine with Me" and the hostess referred to her "drapes" aka curtains. She was uq her own elbow, sounded like Miss Jean Brodie.

[CuteToni]

eek I mean "up" her own a.rse

[Buenchico]

That must be the first time that anyone here on CB has actually admitted that he doesn't know his a.rse from his elbow ;-)

[CuteToni]

;-) there appears to be a nanny filter.

[craft1948]

so Toni......what rhymes with elbow?

[sara3]

there is, Toni.. so don't you come on here with your dirty mouth!

[craft1948]

^ loser......

[CuteToni]

Hmmm "oboe" perhaps? But that would be impossible to put into a limerick. Well, a clean one ;-).

Too f&*@$§ right sara3. I'm so glad there is a nanny filter. Hate to mind me ps and qs.

[sara3]

I prefer looser, myself :o)

[CuteToni]

Okay my Vesta Beef Curry keeps coming back on me so going to find some white lightening to take away the taste.

[sara3]

↑ class

[craft1948]

defo sara...........I suddenly fancy a Diamond White and I haven't seen those in years.

[bigfoot3000]

Drapes? Was she american?