I am currently hiding in the house........

[craft1948]

A dumper truck turned up at 9 this morning and deposited a full load of top soil on my neighbour's drive.................it's mine!!

[mollykins]

nope, so you're female and carft with no numbers is a man?

[craft1948]

I don't think there is a user called craft is there?

[dothawkes31]

who the funicular (spelt that way) is craft with no numbers????

[China Doll]

'...if anyone made a play for him he'd run a mile...'

That's what rohypnall's (sp) for or is it just me that uses that? ;0)

[mollykins]

craft i meant, i'm sure they post a lot on the jokes ection, or am i going mad?

[craft1948]

lol @ CD.....you dirrrty girl.

[mollykins]

maybe that's you, but i'm sure there's a craft.

[craft1948]

No molly I think you mean me.....I do sometimes post in jokes but assure you I am a 61 year old widowed lady.

[China Doll]

That's not the first time I've heard that craft....

[mccfluff]

yeah yeah crafty we know the truth.....

hmmm 50ish, sounds alright to me

[McMouse]

Was your neighbour's car in the drive when the soil was tipped?

[redman41]

If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilisation.

[craft1948]

lol Mouse luckily she has a garage but no car, just a mobility scooter. The builder has cleared enough so that she can now go out on it if she wants