Was anyone's 'First Time' an earth moving pleasurable experience?

[Bbbananas]

Mine certainly wasn't.
Maybe if I were Prime Minister I would decree that all virgins should pop their cherry with an older 'experienced' person of the opposite sex, to guide and teach properly rather than us having to learn as we go along and be disappointed, embarrassed and unfulfilled. I don't mean a prossie or gigilo, but young lads should have their Mrs Robinson & young girls their ........ who?? Omar Shariff?

[ummmm]

It's the time you tell him....you have a mouth and two hands...lol

[joggerjayne]

Gotta go out for a bit.

Be good, guys x ♥

[joggerjayne]

LOL ummmm ...

"Get down there until I tell you to stop, LOL"

[jackthehat]

Between the ages of 18 and 20, I thought it was them.
After the age of 20 I realised it was me ! :o)

[craft1948]

redman as the old senseless saying goes..........I've forgotten more than I knew.

[redman41]

LOL ! I knew I could rely on you for guidance craft....the blind leading the blind. pmsl !

[Bbbananas]

Don't know why I said Omar, he was just the first name of an older smooth sexual guy I could think of.
Sqad - now there is a thought!!! Maybe 20 years ago, yes.....!!

[ummmm]

Well at least you're happy Jack....that's the main thing (it probably was them.!!)

[Davethedog]

Never mind the first time - Did the earth move the last time :-)

[redman41]

The Earth moved for craft the other day......her Builder had to shift a tonne of soil off her drive.. ;-)

[Bbbananas]

Can't remember Dave - too inebriated !!
I have had a fair share of earth moving moments. Only with 2 fellas really ; the rest weren't really worth bothering with most of the time.

[carrust]

Mine was a knee trembler behind a chapel...the only thing that moved were the house bricks she was standing on.LOL

[ChuckFickens]

"Only with 2 fellas really"

is that separately or at the same time?

[Bbbananas]

Two different fellas chuck. NOT at the same time. LOL.
i.e. - out of all of my swains, only 2 knew what they were doing and did it well.....!

[Davethedog]

Salla I have to say you are one ABer I would love to meet. :-)

[Bbbananas]

I have a very strange feeling Dave, that we may well have done..... ;-)

[TTG]

It was great. The house was empty so I had time to set the scene as it were. The experience was in my own bed, surrounded by candles. Music playing in the background. Lovely.

[mccfluff]

first time, hmm not that great epxerience has now taught me older guys are the way to go!

[andy-hughes]

I was ludicrously old - she was a lot younger, but experienced.

I was a nightclub DJ, and partway through, she advised that i must have been with dozens of girls. ever honest, I confessed it was my first time, and she didn't believe me - i was very flattered. It was in my own bed, on a Saturday afternoon, and I reallly had a fantastic time, and still think of her fondly.

I may have been 'new' but I am an extremely fast learner!!!