boxtops... you forgot Part 4...

[snags]

''In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then accept humbly, all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfillment, a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent.

It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep, so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply night time and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.''

[lardhelmet]

Never mind snags - one day perhaps

[boxtops]

Snags you are SO right - I found Parts 1-3 on a saved document but I have seen your part 4 before - YAY Snags!

[NoMercy]

I'm so fluffing glad I'm single...

[snags]

Put the kettle on NoM ;-p

[boxtops]

I love "adjust your clothing", like you've just got your nightie a bit rucked up....

[poodicat]

In yer dreams snag

[NoMercy]

Sod that, Snags... I've got a hip flask in my bag...

[lardhelmet]

I once saw an ex secretary of OH's adjust her clothing in front of him at the Christmas party! Wanted to shove her stiletto in her mouth!

[boxtops]

shouldn't that be a bag flask then, NoM....?

[glasman]

Hey, Snags. Anybody down the pub suggesting having congress with you recently?

[tamborine]

first - pull him off his mother's tits
second - kick him out to work
third - give him back his property.....children
fourth - spend his money on the 'fit' tradesmen

[askyourgran]

I have told my OH to be careful for what he wishes, the last time I moaned was when he'd rubbed his knees with Fiery Jack, and not washed his hands, he thought it was ecstasy was is chuff.