Senior blonde moment...

[craft1948]

Have you ever said something, and then thought....I can't believe I said something so stupid?

Neighbour reversed into my car this morning and dented the front offside wing. I rang the insurance company who told me where to take it for them to have a look at the job fixing it.

Went to Minster Coachworks in York and the nice man said that it had to have a complete new wing. I said "Can't you just beat the dent out of the existing one?"

He said "Madam have you not noticed that the panels on Smart cars are made from plastic".....doh!!

[Bbbananas]

I think you are very brave craft in admitting to owning a smart car.....

It sounded a reasonable enough question to me...!

[craft1948]

vibes I felt such a prat.......especially considering years ago I worked in a garage.

[craft1948]

salla my Smar car is ace........I did drive to the garage with the top down (not mine the car)

[Bbbananas]

A carbriolet smart? Now, that's different.... !

[China Doll]

All the time, usually to the man hostage. I don't remember all of them but the one that tends to stick in my mind is when I was going out to Oz he very kindly reminded me to check out information regarding visas... I emailed him back to thank him but said I didn't use credit cards... True story :-/

[ChuckFickens]

During a recent phone conversation with the chairman of the company I work for and while we were discussing one of the company websites I used the line "If I can get it up for you by the end of the day I will"

The second I said it the penny dropped what I had said, the boss either didn't notice or didn't say anything.

[craft1948]

lol China and Chuck.....I'm starting to feel slightly better. I'll just ignore the pitying looks I get when I take the car in next time.

[bigfoot3000]

Smart car jokes...
I have been making observations about my smart car since I took delivery on January 30, 2008 and sometimes while driving around, I just crack myself up.

So help me finish this sentence "You know your smart is small when..."
Let me offer you a few of my sentences.

You know your smart is small when...
you can't sit 3 people in the front seat.

You know your smart is small when...
You can't make love in the back seat.

You know your smart is small when...
you put your key too far into the driver's keyhole, you'll break the passenger window.

You know your smart is small when...
backing out of a parking space it takes twice as long.

You know your smart is small when...
your passenger knows immediately if you do a SBD (silent but deadly PHEWT!).

You know your smart is small when...
You can fit your car in a motorcycle space at the mall...

You know your smart is small when...
When the neighbor kids ask if your car can come out and play.

You know your smart is small when...
It gets mistaken as a cat toy


You know your smart is small when...
your kid confuses it with his pedal car!

[rowanwitch]

just a thought on the subject of cars especially for the ladies really.... based on the premise underendowed men buy big powerful cars.... does anyone know where to find a male Smart owner???

[bigfoot3000]

Rowanwitch I own a pair of of motorized rollerskates and I'm a legend amongst the ladies!
Cant think why though.

[Zeuhl]

is it because of what you use as a brake?

[bigfoot3000]

Lol, precisely zeuhl!

[rowanwitch]

Bigfoot I was a nurse for years... Big feet are usually an indicator......






of big shoes sorry ladies