silent but violent...LOL

[Bobbisox]

wrong section but it's quiet so maybe I won't be lambasted for it!


A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with wind, but it really doesn't bother me too much. It never smells and is always silent.

As a matter of fact I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office.

You didn't know I was farting because it doesn't smell and is silent."

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week".

The next week the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly".

"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing............

[redman41]

Ha Ha, very good, keep 'em coming.

[cherrychapstick]

that's mint bobbi xx

[Bobbisox]

Hi CC darlin' x

[cherrychapstick]

hi Bobbi , Have you decided what to do about coach trip yet?

[moonraker558]

Very good LOL

[Bobbisox]

errrm I am a little undecided on it CC, my friend who is the quiet one, is shocking me by gearing up for it, she's had a reply and auditions will be at Newcastle sometime in the future, my daughter isn't keen on me going on tho' mainly as she lives and works in our village as a dental nurse so all the patients will be saying
ooohhh I seen your Mum..lol

[Bobbisox]

btw, Hya Moon R

[cherrychapstick]

i think all children are the same though , i think you will enjoy it , just don't do what the guy did the other week and tell everyone you don't like them lol,would be a good experience to go on it i think but i'm too shy for all that ,my 16 year old would disown me if i did she walks away when i am playing in the park .....on the trampolines

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha mines almost 39 and she would me too,
I could not just satnd there and say "I'm voting you off coz I can't stand yer!, it isn't in my nature to to that here behind a screen never mind in reality..lol