Sort out your Homophones!

[madmaggot]

Would people please get their homophones sorted out when posting a question on here as otherwise the whole thing makes little sense?

[marval]

My phone is hetrosexual, so I am alright.

[Androcles]

Don't you know that any discussion about homophones is likely to lead to accusations of discrimination? Likewise discussions about Paediatrics......

[keithlbw]

Watt do ewe meen?

[Quizmonster]

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plane lea marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lee ever wrong
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

[brionon]

Will you use English instead of Greek ?

[paddywak]

an excellent reply, monster, I wish I had the talent to answer in such a fashion

[madmaggot]

Quizmonster, that's fantastic! And illustrates my point perfectly. Thank you.
Do you mind if I 'borrow' it to forward to others?

[Quizmonster]

Oh, I have to confess it's not mine! I can't recall where I came upon it, but it immediately appealed to me some years ago and I've had it to hand for occasions like these ever since. Cheers

[Quizmonkey]

Try googling a poem called The Chaos by Charivarius if you're interested in this sort of thing!

[nobbynoo57]

when did they start doing mobiles especially for gay people?