Celebs vs Industrial Wood Chipper

[bobjugs12]

If you could feed any individual celebrity into a wood chipper feet first who would it be?

For me i'd have to superglue the N-Dubz crew together then chuck them in
I'd also like to see Piers morgan turned into garden waste

Who would you terminate in a most unpleasant fashion?

[lardhelmet]

Pard my manners bobjugs. Should have said evening all before I plonked myself into your thread.

[rowanwitch]

Bernie Ecclestone only need a garden chipper for him,

[bobjugs12]

It's perfectly ok lardy my dear. No worries.

Ps good evening back to you

[askyourgran]

Yes I would have Jordan in there, plus Heather Mills plus the woman who won the Apprentice, now on C5 with Ian Wright, oh chuck him in as well,

[ttfn]

Gran - I think you need an industrial sized skip rather than a wood chipper!

[lardhelmet]

Davina McCall, Dermot O'Leary, Ryan Seacrest

[askyourgran]

ttfn Rowanwitch and smurfchops have picked loads Ive only picked three.

[boxtops]

Michael Winner

[ttfn]

But somehow gran I reckon you are still adding to your list!

[lardhelmet]

Jennie Bond - can someone please tell her she isn't the queen!

[askyourgran]

Ok then the whole Labour cabinet including Tony B liar and his wife, Christina Ackroyd (our local BBC newsreader) Adrian Childs, and the cast of Neighbours.

[missnemesis]

Myleen Class would be getting hoisted in there too. Oh and whoever it is that does the m&s foody ad voiceovers.

[bobjugs12]

I'd chuck Carol Vorderman in their as well. But i'd set fire to her first, just for good measure.

[lardhelmet]

Nicole Shirtslinger or whatever her name is (her from Pussycat Dolls who goes with Lewis Hamilton)

[Panic Button]

Calm down now, calm down.

[zzxxee]

kate smug faced garraway

[lardhelmet]

Paul Daniels & Debbie McGee - just seen them on the Mazuma advert. & they're cr@p!

[jb190281]

Ive got to agree with bob, ndubz (hat goes in first).

Jeremy clarkson, piers morgan, amanda holden (britains got talent?! what about finding hers!), ricky gervais (really starting to grate on me (how apt for a wood chipper).

theres a few more to be honest but im trying not to get myself all worked up thinking about them...