Just got in from taking the paper next door (paperboy put it through our door again) and there was a huge spider in hallway. I killed it with my blokes trainers. Now sat here on laptop and out the corner of my eye a big spider agaian, killed by newspaper this time. Went to check on the corpse of the other and he's gone. so this must be same one. I have nicknamed him dirty den and am keeping an eye on him.
I'm sorry jack but you have to tell your son friends NEVER forget the embarassing things you do in 50 years time he'll be sat in the pub and it will suddenly come out about when the spider got him. Trust ne I speak from experiance