anyone fancy an Election -Free Zone?

[Bobbisox]

No mentions of the Bore of the Year topic?
no offense docspock pet, yours are always interesting posts, but I am soooo bored with it this time round, I would rather discuss the many uses of toilet paper, saying as we women would have been seen as 'odd' voting for the one with the biggest knockers...lol

[Polly1958]

Ha jno!

[Bobbisox]

erghhh-ewww Polly lol

[ummmm]

Oh no Polly.....

[Bobbisox]

did it stick in the plug-hole Poll...errrhh

[Polly1958]

I thought you'd have heard it before!It was going round when I was at school.

[Polly1958]

Its only a joke Bobbi ,lol

[DEN53]

Many moons ago my father-in-law would only have Izal 'tracing' toilet paper - when I asked why this was he replied 'because my fingers always go through the other stuff' -
you can see why I never looked forward to going there for salmon & cucumber sandwiches on a Sunday (:0 (

[Bobbisox]

awww don't spoil it Polly..lol
we can pretend it's someones b/f

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha DEN, I can remember Izal, horrible stuff.lol

[mccfluff]

what is "IZal toilet paper" please

i'm guessing its not andrex.....

[Polly1958]

You can still buy Izal in our village shop.I'm a hair dresser and ran out of end papers once and it worked a treat.

[Bobbisox]

doc I have just sluttered into my coffee...errrrgh

[Bobbisox]

sluttered...arghhh
thats worse, I meant spluttered...lmao