Bad things.....

[ummmm]

We were talking last night about the bad things that happen in life. I won....lol

I was burgled while we slept....and he stood at the end of my bed for ages (I know this as he lit a candle)

I was attacked on the way home from the pub.....in my own house.. (my fault)

I got hit by a car at a pedestrian crossing...

My friends BF kicked my front door in....(the policeman who came to take a statement listened to the 999 call first and laughed at me!!)

I'm sure there's more.......

[Bbbananas]

What @rseholes a lot of us on here have encountered over the years eh? Good job not all men are like those we've just referred to.

[bobjugs12]

NoM and Salla, you are both Cinzasnobs! My mum loves the stuff so what are you saying about her? Hmmmmm?

[zzxxee]

nope mr zzxxee who ive been with for 6 nearly 7 years is my godsend xxx

[Bbbananas]

My kids have been my godsend. I suppose Captain Pugwash has been sent by someone as well..... probably my guardian angel who knows I need a 'challenge'. Nut I know he would never physically hurt me, so the angel aint too malicious !!!

[mccfluff]

well i got p!ssed and snogged a midget by mistake

[ummmm]

The boys Dad headbutted me while I was holding him....

[Bbbananas]

I'm sure your mum is a lovely person bob - to have spawned you!! However - Cinzano? She needs NoM and I to teach her a thing or two about drinking .....