Last nights lottery

[moonraker558]

I won last nights £86 million lottery but need someone to help me spend it . Why should I pick you and how would you help me lavish you with all you desire?

[wendilla]

I think you meant to say IF I HAD WON LAST NIGHTS LOTTERY

[jackthehat]

I don't need much myself...........but I'd relish the opportunity to make a real difference to the lives of others. Does that fit in with your altruistic ideas ? :o)

[thetruthhurts]

moonraker what a liar you are!! It was me that won it.

[Stephen_G]

I don't need anything myself, moonraker. I'm good.

If you could spare enough to get my mother a decent bungalow near to my Sister in Somerset I'd be grateful.

[NoMercy]

Could you find me somewhere to move into in the Birmingham area from 1st June. A 6th month tenancy and they must accept a dog. Cheers x

[askyourgran]

A nice four bedroomed bungalow in the Dorset/Bournemouth area will do for me, not bothered about the swimming pool or hot tub.

[moonraker558]

I think iv'e been rumbled, oh well worth a try I suppose. But to answer you all wendilla, You saw right through me. jackthe hat, Yes. thetruthhurts, share? nutmeg, Yes. no mercy, Its done. askyourgran, of course. & puffys, nice try.

[puternut]

Hmm 86 million? How about half on 'wine, women and song' and then maybe just waste the rest!! Sound good?

Seriously if I had better health I'd spend it all but as it is all I need is a computer - updated yearly and a good broadband connection

[moonraker558]

That would be worthy of a yes puternut

[rachael88]

to get a young cupple out of debt that we are both in full time work and we are always skint always going over our overdraft at the end of the month before payday and getting charged for it, or people who really need it like homeless or starved kids xxxxxxxx

[Barmaid]

I've got a big sod off tax bill to pay and my BF is jobless. I need a shed load of cash to buy pinot and fags.

I realise against starving children I have little hope. but if I stop buying wine, think what it will do for Italy's ecomony.

[imhotep]

Well, I won a share of the jackpot.......can you guess how much???









It was a grand fortune of........................ £15.60!!!
Pah!! Wouldn't it be nice if Camelot could spread the prizes out a bit more :(