Earlier I was out walking my dog, who's better today thank God, he's a yorkie and has blond hair.
This man walked by, stopped and looked at my dog and said..."Jes*s, he's a lovely dog, do you dye his hair???"
I said "No, not at all that's his natural hair colour"
The he proceeded to tell me "All yorkies are black and tan, so do you dye his hair blond?"
All I could do was laugh....Who in Gods name dyes their dogs hair??
Better get something on them, then ... might all join up together, rendering you unserviceable : )
Better get back ..
Replacing a large triple-casement window in the old farmhouse kitchen next few days.
I work in a Thai restaurant and there's another about 200 yards up the same street.
One of the owners told the other one that on his drive in to work, he had glimpsed a sign outside the other restaurant and asked him to nip up and check what offers etc. they may have put on.
Returning in the drizzle some minutes later, when we asked him what it said, 'Wet Paint' was his dour-faced reply.