Daily Mail.

[carrust]

Asylum seeker at the side of the road eating grass.
Daily Mail reading driver stops and says....
" Don't eat that, come home with me."
Asylum seeker says. " I have 4 wives & 12 kids, can they come too?"
Driver says. "Sod-off, it's only a small lawn.....

[Count-A-Strong]

I might use that.