shorts and legs

[joggerjayne]

What's the deal here ?

Hot guys, with tanned, muscular legs, and great butts ...

... are walking round the town in board shorts and cargo shorts ... all below the knee.

The old men (who have probably strayed here from Hove, or Eastbourne) who have pasty, wrinkly, veiny, knobbly legs ... the sort that put you off your lunch ...

... are wandering around in things that look like hot pants !!

It's all so wrong.