Trapped a part of my stomach in my secateurs last night...

[Bbbananas]

Ouch. Bizarre accident No. 35(a). I've had some stupid accidents in the past - too many to mention or to even remember, but this has to count amongst the top 5 for unimaginable events.

What's the bizarrest accident / injury you've sustained?

[ummmm]

And I've ran into walls....!!!

[jackthehat]

Although.........
Our cat caught Mrs JtH under the eye with a claw, bursting a blood vessel and leaving her with an impressive 'shiner'.
She told everyone at work I'd thumped her !!!

[yinyang]

During my very first woodwork class a secondary school I managed to cut myself on the foot with a chisel

Trying to fix a spring in an armchair a couple of years ago the clip holding the spring flew off and imbedded itself in my forehead

I fainted in a department store after shutting my thumb in the car door. I landed in a box of bargain cards after my dad stepped out of the way when he saw me falling towards him - the silly sod was supposed to catch me

My husband managed to dislocate his thumb folding down the pram the day after we brought the girls home from hospital.

[Eve]

Owww to you all!

Mine are mainly falling over or tripping as I have a balance disorder so I have a bit of an excuse lol :)

I took the end of one of my little fingers in a door hinge when I was little. It's still shorter than the other one as it never grew back and ended up getting a tumour on it and had to go to hospital to get it removed.

My dad lost the same finger in a hedgestrimmer incident! He only has a little stub though now.

My mum very badly damaged her fingers falling off a chair while hoovering the top of a wardrobe (???).

I keep telling my brother he's next!!!

I ended up with torn ligaments and in plaster ankle to hip after a shooting competition, was running in a muddy field and went down wrong trying to save my gun from going in the mud then keep on running...not a good idea!

[4getmenot]

when I fainted in argos not only did my then boyfriend flash my boobs to the world as he grabbed my top but I was also sat in the display chair in the window afterwards

[Eve]

Oh and I can highly recommend not putting spray on hair conditioner in an old water bottle and leaving it near your bed, getting thirsty and forgetting!

My brother stabbed me with a pencil one, the lead broke off it my knee and my dad had to try and fish it out with a needle.

I managed to do a rather too enthusiastic handspring vault once having not noticed the boys hadn't set the vault up properly (though to be fair I was the only gymnast who did proper vaults), unfortunately I hit the concrete gym wall before the floor.

[Hopey79]

I am a little bit accident prone, my worst incidences include Sanding my finger with an electronic belt sander at school - i let go of the piece of wood i was meant to be sanding! i still have a rather nice scar, some 15 years later. I also slammed my finger in the car door, when i was about 12, was crying in pain so much that i didn't see the cat that was sitting in the drive, so tripped over her, and head butted the garage door, putting my teeth through my lip. - ouch.

My brother nad i used to fight quite a lot, when we were younger, we argued once, so he chased me, i slammed the door in his face and the door knob caught him in the eye, he got more angry so chased me again, i shut another door in his face, and the knob hit in the other eye. He had two cracking black eyes for quite a while.