Just a rant......

[craft1948]

I've waited in all day (even cancelled a dentist's appointment,) for a UPS delivery.

The guy has pulled up in the van, unloaded the delivery just outside the door, and buggered off before i could even speak to him.

How do I move a 5 foot tree in a 12 litre container?

[peter-andre]

vibes,

This calls for drastic action, mate........tell her you'll feed her unlimited supplies of chocolate and cake in exchange for nights of unbridalled passion.( various outfits compulsory and stockings and suzzies a go go. :)

[mccfluff]

vibes looks crap in tights and i've gone off choc and cake

[peter-andre]

LOL.....vibes

Oh oh......i got those visions again....be gone devil, be gone