Arrrgggghhhhhh Stress!!!

[bobjugs12]

Please, somebody tell me something funny before I explode in a fit of stress and rage!

[askyourgran]

No I think the other Jag was for Pauline

[boxtops]

Pauline was all right, I liked her.

[supersuezy24]

Cause yesterday he was asking me about farting so I just said fart fart fart and it went from there....

[bobjugs12]

Rowan, the anti-love is for others. Just to mess up other peoples day!
Erectile disfunction is for the mongtard at Natwest Credit Cards who messed up my weekend.

[Panic Button]

Us men are simple, and always laugh at anything to do with toilets.

[bobjugs12]

Farting is always funny though wyz

[rowanwitch]

Oh if its a plonker at a bank dysfunction isn't bad enough enough, I am sure there is a gonad eating fungus we can wish upon him, And I think maybe rather than anti love spells the others have given me an idea, how about wishing uncontrolled farting during the act of love on all of them....

[supersuezy24]

Oh Rowan that's the job!!!

[bobjugs12]

Can you do that then Rowan? Cool beans :D

[rowanwitch]

Trouble is if I do bad things they are supposed to come back to me seven fold,

I will certainly try a good fortune casting for you though, and I will include something about disempowering your real and percieved enemies, I don't fancy the return of the fart curse, looks like there have been enough of those already...

[bobjugs12]

I wouldn't notice a fart curse to be honest Rowan

[askyourgran]

I used to have an old maiden aunt who farted when she walked, but she ignored it, it was just fart fart fart fart alll the time, we used to think she was cursed, This is the same woman (no teeth) who used to have a bar of hazelnut chocolate every week and save the nuts in a bag until she had enough to give to me.Sucked all the chocolate off. I never ate them but I didn't know about the way she got them.

[rowanwitch]

No it comes to me...

[bobjugs12]

Would Mrs Rowan notice it though?