the canvey monster

[willow27]

does anyone know what the canvey island monster was that they found on the canvey island beach

[reportmonkey]

Lots of monsters in canvey island....try going out on a Friday night

[shaneystar]

Info here.....

http://istina.rin.ru/eng/ufo/text/139.html

[Booldawg]

I beleive that was old Roasty Lil from Harlow-On-Sea. She could often be seen running very fast backwards along the esplanade to catch up with the herring shoal. On numerous occassions she had been heard to be shouting 'Smedger' at the top of her voice at local bystanders. Unfortuantely Elton John declined to take part in this interview so we found no other alternative than to release the Kraken.

[WaldoMcFroog]

They can't be locals. We Southender's can recognise Canvey Islanders by the webbed toes and banjo playing. There's no mention of either in the report.

[WaldoMcFroog]

Can I have my apostrophe back, please?

[willow27]

ty for all your help but you have discovered my true identity and i may have to kidnap you and keep you imprisonned here on canvey island for torture, and waldo i am interseted in whereyou got that banjo playing from.

[willow27]

it is some kindof fish that was bought in by the floods of 53 and im not sure what it was called and i was hoping that somoneknew, it is known as the canvey isand monster

[willow27]

sorry waldo i may have to keep your apostrophe hostage for investigation

[notbob of Oi]

Oi Oi , when I was a kid, we used to holiday at Canvey, and my Grandpapy told me that the "monster" was his fathers mother inlaw and that she had gone for a paddle and was never seen again until they found what was a strange thing washed up on the beach. A MONSTER

didn't they name it Dillis?