quick joke....

[stokemaveric]

a dog walks into an ironmongers ''id like a job please'' he said to the owner...''we dont hire dogs why dont you try the circus?''...replied the owner of the shop...''the circus?? now what would the circus want a plumber for?'' replies the dog....sorry folks that the best i can come up with tonight...lol

[craft1948]

Now that Sophie is baaaad.

[sophie_1003]

from your avatar I can see you are a hip young thing so I am assuming you mean baaad in the good way lol!

[craft1948]

Never assume sophie :-)

[sophie_1003]

I'm going to pretend you didn't say that and bask in the glory of my hilarious pun lol!

[kawakiri]

I've got a blacksmith dog

[craft1948]

Good girl....as long as it keeps that lovely smile on your face......

[sophie_1003]

Yep! :oD

[kawakiri]

the plumber dog may have transferrable skills the same as my blacksmith dog

[sophie_1003]

go on then kawakiri, can tell you're dying to tell us about your blacksmith dog so what's the deal?

[kawakiri]

Well he likes to lie by the open fire and if a spark jumps out and lands on him..........................................
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makes a bolt for the door
Ta da.

[sophie_1003]

hee hee! Very good!

[sophie_1003]

Lol MIB! Bet he didn't take one look and say it'd be a couple of days till he could get the part in either?!

[jno]

that sounds like the usual male length of time then

[askyourgran]

Who have had humour bypasses tonight?

[sophie_1003]

why do you ask that?