Bobjugs....

[NoMercy]

Where are you, you sexy beast.... ?

[lardhelmet]

Hey NoM - talking of your men - how's Alfie settling in?

[lardhelmet]

Sorry NoM - didn't mean to post this twice. AOL's mucking me about tonight!

[NoMercy]

He's okay, he's just a bit clingy. He's still a very insecure dog when all's said and done.

[lardhelmet]

Hopefully he'll settle down soon, once he gets used to things again. Nice shoe btw

[NoMercy]

Sheesh.... it's Wednesday. I bet he's out on the tiles...

[Booldawg]

Sorry Bobjugs isnt here. But I'm his 'fluffer' on set.

[bobjugs12]

Sorry babe, I was quaffing vast amounts of ale and liquor last night. Once booze was consumed is set forth to explain what was wrong with the England selection, discussed the age-old problem of diesel vs petrol, compared beer prices across the UK and found out where the cheapest place in the UK for a pint is (RBL somewhere in Manchester), then decided that sex is better if you can do it from behind and watch the footy at the same time. Finally we also solved the conundrum of which would hurt more, getting a tattoo on your balls or childbirth.

I then fell sound asleep in bed and woke up full of the joys of spring :)

[ChuckFickens]

Which did you decide would hurt more?

[bobjugs12]

Depending on how big the tattoo is we reckoned the tat would in the short term, but childbirth would have longer reaching pain (about 18 years longer)

[mccfluff]

can i just say re the sex bit - your wrong on top with a paul walker film on...

[bobjugs12]

Fluff, it was a blokes conversation, so no one is going to admit to liking Paul Walker (whoever he is??)

[joeluke]

Getting a bj while watching footie over her shoulder does it for me

[bobjugs12]

Joe, it's all good mate, it's all good :)

[mccfluff]

pah

[bobjugs12]

Shush fluffy, my little snoockums. You are a girl thus cannot understand the intracicies (sp???) of the beautiful game.