Errr! Forgot to close the bedroom window and now...

[lardhelmet]

...there's merths and flying things all swishing and crashing into walls upstairs! Anybody got any bug killer they can lend me please?

[Jan1957]

Oh no lardy. I really hate that, don't like flying things. I usually send in the husband. You can borrow him if you want.

[sadielady]

What are merths?

[lardhelmet]

Wouldn't want him full time tho Jan - perhaps I could just rent him for a while?

[askyourgran]

you've just reminded me so have I. I've probably got flying things too.

[sadielady]

Ah just realised what you ment....sorry

[lardhelmet]

The policeman in 'ello 'ello used to call them merths barb. You remember him "I was p!ssing in the park"?

[poodicat]

I had june bugs,living in the fireplace

[Jan1957]

I'll mention it when he gets in from the pub lardy and perhaps we can negotiate. A vodka or two might do.

[ttfn]

Don't panic gran - they are just bat wings (hee hee hee)

Big sis keeps her merths killer in the sellers that run the whole length of the bungylow

[lardhelmet]

Sounds like a good deal to me Jan. Will he be back soon - I want to go to bed?

[ttfn]

Just re-read what you typed - dirty girl

[lardhelmet]

Your sis has got big'uns ttfn - cellars I mean.

[Jan1957]

Your guess is as good as mine lardy. If he's run into a couple of friends and gone down the poker club it could be a late one, sorry.

[ttfn]

She is inundated with moles - but they are cheaper than builders and she is a pensioner. The joys of living in the country - free labour. Now if I can train the greater spotted woodpecker to fell the blooming trees I too could retire.

[lardhelmet]

Well thanks for the offer Jan. Just gone up there again & sprayed - I'll give it 5 minutes

[ttfn]

Is it my imagination or are some of tonight's threads auditions for the MOFC?
Or have I had too much oxygen and not enough tobacco this week?

[lardhelmet]

Manchester Onited Football Club?

[ttfn]

Mummy of Father Christmas