new genus

[Booldawg]

I'm thinking of creating my own type of animal. I haven't really come up with any designs yet, but I do like marmosets and dromedaries.

 

Are there any DNA/Cloning experts out there who would like to 'come on board' this exciting new project?

 

I haven't really got much experience in the field of bio-chemistry but did once split the atom using only a junior hacksaw and my dads vice.

[pixi]

ay booldawg how ya doin?  Dont know owt about cloning and stuff but I think your lab will definately need a cleaner.  All those mad scientists will make a right mess all over the place, I've got checkable references and stuff, so if ya need me let me know

[Booldawg]

well pixi, you will need to be security cleared to secret squirrel level and undergo strenous physcometric testing at your local branch of Poundland.

 

Your beleif in the impossible seems your greatest strength and I'm sure you will be an asset to the team.

[Peter Pedant]

Howdy hound dawg!

hmmm cloning - I think you should definitely think about the name of the new species as the very first thing.

In Nature - watch out long words! - but we'll help - this week, there is a new lemur described

For your new creation - can I suggest Faex bulldoggi ?

it soundz good., short to the point and in Latin, and has an intellectual ae in it.  Perfick

Good Luck, I know you've got it in you!

[Tim Baxter]

If your dad's vice has anything to do with scantilly clad women, I'm your man.

[pixi]

yippeee I got the job, ahem being a bit cheeky here bool (can i call you bool?) but just read that you may write a book when you can be bothered, I can type too so if you run out of funding for the DNA/ cloning project, can I follow on from my cleaning career to a typing one?  please?  nice one

ps, this secret squirrel security clearance thingy, i can do hong kong phooey moves does this count?

[woofgang]

Booldawg, have you got a life :-)

[B00]

If he aint woofgang- he can make one :-)

[SuperPigeon]

Animal creation. Thats new?!?

In my spare time I draw and create animals for a planet I've recently designed called Diversity Omega. The name means that the planet is overrun with types of animals resembling creatures from the creatacious and modern day plus a few prehistoric-looking mammals and, my favourite, insects. I've created what each gender looks like for each species (male, female and child), how eggs develop (if they lay eggs) and explain what their main food sources are via a food web.

Have you got any designs for what you want to create, I may be able to develop it for you to make it how you want exactly (however I cant bring it to life)?

[Booldawg]

unfortunately, Booldawg has had to shelf all future projects due to funding issues and being told that all postings of a 'not so serious' nature had to be posted on Chatterbank. As this site is a great help to many people who couldnt be bothered to google for themselves then he feels clogging up the site with nonsensical questions was detrimental to what AB is all about.

He is now concentrating on setting up a weblog, as blogs are the internets answer to talking to yourself and hoping someone hears

[Trillipse]

i can only suggest something on a (once-outmoded) dinosaur type, crossed with daleks and pensioners. it could roam around the savannah in Thorrasic Hurds/herds, and beat the stairs problem with a Stannah lift.