I Need Help !

[NoMercy]

Any volunteers willing to assist me? It's a big job.

I'm basically going to Nair-off my nan's mozzie and beard, but I'll need a couple of guys to hold her down whilst I do it. Sedation prior to depilation may be a required. It needs doing urgently, for the sake of the local children who've been frightened out of their wits.

Drinks will be on me afterwards (trust me, you'll need them).

[snags]

''Fortunately, Snags... I take after the other side of the family''

Baldness and excessive wind?

[NoMercy]

Snags...

There's me, mum, and auntie Pauline (mum's twin) on the one side. We're petite and genteel.

Then there's Nan, my brother (d), my sister, my aunt Joyce and her boys. They're the bearded ones who flatulate excessively.

I thank God I fall into the first catagory.

[mccfluff]

*genteel*

falls of chair laughing...

[NoMercy]

I've never been so f in insulted in my life...

[snags]

'Genteel: refined, respectable, well-mannered, courteous, polite, well-bred, cultured, sophisticated, ladylike, dignified, gracious'

I see where you're coming from fluffs...

[NoMercy]

Okay, I may not be respectable... but I'm defo all those other things. I'm bi-lingual too.

[mccfluff]

sophisticated, ladylike, dignified...........

yup and i'm a very sensible young lady....

[NoMercy]

If I don't hear from Bobs ever again, I shall hold you lot accountable...