Three old men sitting in church praying........

[Madmonks]

The first one asks, 'God when will I ever win the pools?'.
God answers, ' In ten years time.'
The old guy says, 'but I'll be dead by then!'


The second old man asks, 'God, when will I ever win the lottery?'
God answers, ' In twenty years time.'
The old guy says, ' I'll be dead by then!'


The third old fella asks, 'God, when will England ever win the World Cup again?'

God answers, 'I'll be dead by then!'

[minesapint]

Brilliant and true!